Johnny escapes crucifixion with a turkey

I don't think I ever mentioned the dream where Johnny escapes crucifixion with a turkey. So Jesus, Johnny, and this random dude are getting crucified on the hill in the middle of Nyland, Fulton, and Tavilla. They are all wearing loincloths. Johnny looks at Jesus and asks, "Jesus, will I be with you in paradise today?" Jesus answers, "No, my son. Take this turkey and run." Jesus hands Johnny a defrosted turkey and Johnny takes off. He runs down the hill and is chased by three soldiers with dart guns shooting frilly tooth pics. One hits Johnny in the neck and he pulls it out and uses the turkey to block the rest of them. He gets to the road and tries to hitch a ride. Keith pulls over in a pickup. Johnny strugglrs to climb in the back and they speed off. Johnny escaped crucifixion. Amen.