Johnny escapes crucifixion with a turkey

I don't think I ever mentioned the dream where Johnny escapes crucifixion with a turkey. So Jesus, Johnny, and this random dude are getting crucified on the hill in the middle of Nyland, Fulton, and Tavilla. They are all wearing loincloths. Johnny looks at Jesus and asks, "Jesus, will I be with you in paradise today?" Jesus answers, "No, my son. Take this turkey and run." Jesus hands Johnny a defrosted turkey and Johnny takes off. He runs down the hill and is chased by three soldiers with dart guns shooting frilly tooth pics. One hits Johnny in the neck and he pulls it out and uses the turkey to block the rest of them. He gets to the road and tries to hitch a ride. Keith pulls over in a pickup. Johnny strugglrs to climb in the back and they speed off. Johnny escaped crucifixion. Amen.

hoops despair

so I guess I was apart of this traveling playground basketball team who went on tour and did videos. We were world renown. It ended and I moved on with my life, not caring that I was not in the spotlight anymore. However, it was not so smooth for one of my teammates. He wanted to reunite, so we did, at night in my old Catholic School's parking lot. We played hoops for old time's sake. However, he started to get really emotional and was playing rough. He longed for the old days and it was getting the best of him. He started to take it out on me. He came at me, and I woke up.